I am pleased to announce that I have actually been published in a book!  So, to date, everything I've ever submitted has either been published or I'm still waiting to hear.   It's fun to have my articles printed weekly in newspapers, but having a book with my name and bio in it is an entirely different feeling.  I am a little disappointed that they took a lot of the "punch" out of the story, and it is somewhat poorly edited.  But hey!  It's a BOOK!   And I got a CHECK!  Here is the link if you are interested: Bedpan Banter

Now, if I could only manage to get my own book written and sent to a publisher or two!